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I do suspect there's a pretty decent sized chunk who bought into that "Republicans are good for the economy" line of bullshit DECADES ago and have just spent the intervening time hell bent on not giving anything political even the tiniest iota of thought. These people still fucking suck, as that basically involves waking up every day and choosing to be a completely uninformed moron rather than spend 5 fucking seconds thinking about something they find uninteresting. So some are hateful bigots and some are just so fucking stupid it's a minor miracle they've survived this long without someone to follow them around covering the outlets and safety pinning mittens to their sleeves. Fuck em both.

Also if you accidentally inhaled through it, it felt like you were suffocating to death by eating the snuggle bear's ass.

Hey mother nature, this octogenarian asshat who has lived on McDonald's for so long that he probably bleeds movie theater popcorn butter pretty much just called you a pussy. You gonna take that?

I could FULLY believe he's just incorrectly assumed she's Bernie's cousin or some shit. That seems precisely his brand of stupid.

You know Hanlon's razor? We need an addendum to it that I'll be calling Trump's razor: under the current administration, if there's a possible explanation that's both malicious AND stupid, that's the most likely one.

Kraft singles have a rather low melting point. I feel like, regardless of whether they take it or not, one warm day while it's in the back of a mail truck somewhere would cause it to liquefy and escape the weird cheese condom.

When I was a kid, my mom used to occasionally put leftover spaghetti in a pie dish as a "crust" and use that to make quiche.

Based on that, I would say very gently dip each slice of your spabreadi in an egg wash and briefly bake. I suspect it would solidify enough for grilled cheese. Texture would probably be fucking weird though.

Yeah, the actual fork bit of 2 is nice but I don't like utensils with dump truck ass; they're top heavy when in use.

Yeah, Jobs is admittedly an imperfect comparison because Trump doesn't seem the type to try and combat cancer with fruit salad and good vibes (that seems like more of an RFK thing if any of them). I could, however, absolutely see Trump firing any doctor who dared suggest major lifestyle changes or anything like that until he ends up with some quack who will happily tell him whatever he wants to hear as long as the check clears. Shitcanning anyone who has the audacity to try to be the adult in the room and replacing them with whatever sycophant chortles his balls with the most enthusiasm is like half his personality. That's gonna be a major fucking hindrance to anyone who's job would involve at least occasionally giving him bad news.

So did Steve Jobs.

All the medical expertise in the world mean jack dick if one is too much of an egomaniacal jackass to admit that the doctors may, in fact, know better than you.

Should we put all our eggs in that basket? Absolutely the fuck not, but it does still bear noting.

Oh hey, someone else is still immediately reminded of Mission Hill everytime they hear something referred to as kafkaesque.