mtpender

joined 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

[Chuckles] "I'm in danger."

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

No thanks, I prefer not starving to death in a gulag.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 4 months ago (2 children)

He's just a modern day Thomas Edison, the only thing he invented was a way to steal other people's credit.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

"Remember, Grandfather Nurgle loves you."

[–] [email protected] 45 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That is a sail...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

GOP: "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!"

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago

He looks like he wants to steal my picnic basket...

[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 months ago (1 children)

We take Jerusalem!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

In the grim darkness of the present day, there is only cold food and drink.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

My grandfather has a fridge that has been in operation since the late 70's. (It's a leopard brand fridge, the company no longer exists)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

[Sharpens guillotine with revolutionary intent]

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