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Judge all you want girl! This is still better than making out on a bare fucking rock!

True, the very last second is indeed not great.

Roll a charisma check

I think OP is the grandma in this scenario and just hit puberty in real life.

In most cases, merging as late as possible would be most efficient, because it utilises the max amount of street surface.

Okay, but HOW MUCH IS THE FISH?

Finally a reason to upgrade from my C64!

This person does not have a sibling or else they knew that the turtle doesn't work and a slap to the back of the head would be incoming.

If there's a full grown man standing in front of my truck and I can still see him, I just don't feel safe!

Can you help me with my pimple?

You're making that up, right?
This is from an 80s movie about a distopian future (like RoboCop or Total Recall), right!?

I mean, do you stop at red lights in that situation? You probably have to... Do you keep the speed limit and have some small talk with the guy fighting for his life, while you sit in traffic?

Your honour, I asked her if she wanted to have it and she said no. I wasn't sure what that meant so I asked again. And to make things clearer I told her that "yes" and "maybe later" where the only options. She still didn't say yes, but after some time I decided that "later" had come. So I Azure you, I did nothing wrong.