neudke

joined 2 years ago
 
 
[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

the cheese is under the sauce

 
[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

hell yeah am i ready for lemmy beans 2 the beanening

 
[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

but you can fend them off with this cast iron pan, good combo!

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

reese's puffs cereal shreds the roof of your mouth and makes you taste like you're bleeding (because you are) i don't exactly dislike it but it can't be good for the children. the little demons get a taste for blood and suddenly you're next

[โ€“] [email protected] 53 points 2 years ago (1 children)

you can imagine an apple in your head and rotate it for free no one can stop you

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

be the change you want to see in the world. queer up!

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

yeah don't threaten me with a good time

 
 
 
[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

percussive maintenance

 

not alone***

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

the wizards should stay in their ivory towers and out of our bedrooms. it is my human right to pay someone to come twist whatever part of my body i or they damn well please

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

why "scientists "have classified ratatouille a horror film. telling

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

hi there foo. what kind of fancy Windows Microsoft are you running over on that there laptop

 
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mood chart rule (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
 

tell me how are you feeling today

i am feeling confident and frightened

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mspaint rule (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
 

nobody will apply because this is vista paint not xp paint. i don't care how big the monitor is

 
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