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femmenietzsche posted:
Vikings didn't have horns on their helmets but I bet if you showed them a single modern Viking depiction they'd all start doing it like gangsters imitating The Godfather
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femmenietzsche posted:
Vikings didn't have horns on their helmets but I bet if you showed them a single modern Viking depiction they'd all start doing it like gangsters imitating The Godfather
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femmenietzsche posted:
Vikings didn't have horns on their helmets but I bet if you showed them a single modern Viking depiction they'd all start doing it like gangsters imitating The Godfather
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/23510483
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mysharona1987 posts:
[screenshot of a tweet]
@iamthedunce tweets:
Vampires don't live in castles, Count Dracula lived in a castle because he was a count, not because he was a vampire.iamnmbr3 replies:
this feels like a sensitivity training for how to not commit micro aggressions against vampires in your workplace
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mysharona1987 posts:
[screenshot of a tweet]
@iamthedunce tweets:
Vampires don't live in castles, Count Dracula lived in a castle because he was a count, not because he was a vampire.
iamnmbr3 replies:
this feels like a sensitivity training for how to not commit micro aggressions against vampires in your workplace
*sharted
and then another synonym would be used, and then another and another and by the end of month 1 you've banned half of the oxford dictionary and the kiddies have already moved on to ancient Aramaic. or more realistically diacritic/lookalike spam, good luck filtering that!
you could probably make some sentiment analysis system to autoflag things but why would you bother? i doubt tiktok really gives a shit, it doesn't have morals or a goal beyond its next quarterly report, as long as it can word "we're doing the barest minimum, fuck off" into something more polite it's all good in their books i reckon
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nickyflowers posts:it would be cool if websites let you be an adult on them. the advertisers and payment processors need everything to be Family Friendly though and their definitions of family and friendly are absolutely fucked. but since they're in charge of the Internet now, no one is allowed to be an adult. tiktokers say things like "unalive" and "seggs" because they know death and sex are too adult for online. online is for idiot babies only now because they're easier to market to
nickyflowers replies:
oh im sorry you're a trans adult? super ban. you are super banned for life. you have upset Visa's feelings. Mastercard is throwing up in the corner. how could you do this to Google Ads?
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nickyflowers posts:
it would be cool if websites let you be an adult on them. the advertisers and payment processors need everything to be Family Friendly though and their definitions of family and friendly are absolutely fucked. but since they're in charge of the Internet now, no one is allowed to be an adult. tiktokers say things like "unalive" and "seggs" because they know death and sex are too adult for online. online is for idiot babies only now because they're easier to market to
nickyflowers replies:
oh im sorry you're a trans adult? super ban. you are super banned for life. you have upset Visa's feelings. Mastercard is throwing up in the corner. how could you do this to Google Ads?
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thedickcavettshow posts:
hurdy gurdying or gurdly hurdying? 🤨
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thedickcavettshow posts:
hurdy gurdying or gurdly hurdying? 🤨
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thedickcavettshow posts:
hurdy gurdying or gurdly hurdying? 🤨
they creamed thems.. Sad
i think that's called polyamory
not that protogen unfortunately
wait he's not a fucking parody account?? i thought he was like. larping as an umbrella corp researcher
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lil-shiro posts:
Idk why but i find this funny even tho i need context
[screenshot of a twitter post]Sandy Tragent posts:
Let's see your pictures of the real England that luckily still exists. I'll go first. Wiltshire.
[A picture of an old idyllic looking English town]@C0LDREACTOR retweets:
[a photo of several storefronts on the street]
double greggs separated by a casino[end of twitter screenshot]
cipherhunter replies:
[screenshot of a tumblr comment section]
asmadasthehatters comments:
Pop in for a cheeky sausage roll, chuck the month's council tax down hte shitter on the slots, celebrate with a second, cheekier sausage roll
Bangin'
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lil-shiro posts:
Idk why but i find this funny even tho i need context
[screenshot of a twitter post]Sandy Tragent posts:
Let's see your pictures of the real England that luckily still exists. I'll go first. Wiltshire.
[A picture of an old idyllic looking English town]@C0LDREACTOR retweets:
[a photo of several storefronts on the street]
double greggs separated by a casino[end of twitter screenshot]
cipherhunter replies:
[screenshot of a tumblr comment section]
asmadasthehatters comments:
Pop in for a cheeky sausage roll, chuck the month's council tax down hte shitter on the slots, celebrate with a second, cheekier sausage roll
Bangin'
wizards with guns are great
mr bones sees through your screen
now you gotta add a nice sound for xp pickup and you've got a virtual dopamine dispenser
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