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[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (3 children)

quick to choose, quick, before the name is taken by the users of the new "Threads" app by Meta! ๐Ÿ’€ (it will be released tomorrow, we don't have much time)

[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

black/white-hat wizards instead of B/W-hat hackers

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

In Italy we have around a thousand different loopholes to avoid paying taxes, but the government says "ohh noooo two people of the same legal gender can't keep a child they're unnatural nooo ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ"

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

How do you test a cable tester? Do you have a cable tester tester? And how do you know that you cable tester tester is in fact working, without a cable tester tester tester?

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Imagine if TikTok was actually called DickCock? That would be funny I think.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Vaporeon I think? I mean it's a "Pocket Monster" but it's so cute and BREEDABLE ๐Ÿฅฐ ๐Ÿฅฐ

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

noooo, the damn GITD agencies stole her soul and are now using it to steal the soul of other people ๐Ÿ˜ญ

[โ€“] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago

"titty skittles" but they don't sell them at the supermarket, they only sell regular skittles, shops these days are sooo lame smh

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

this would be literally me sleeping if I had a Tux plush or smth

[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

I was even more confused than you when I saw this ๐Ÿ’€

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Idk, the only good name that I could think of had already been said by other people just before me...

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