onionbaggage

joined 2 years ago
[–] onionbaggage 3 points 2 years ago

The bad electricians tend not to last long.

[–] onionbaggage 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I've always thought the distinction between adult and child was just being able to take care of yourself and others vs. needing to be taken care of.

Obviously there's complexities and nuances there but it's the best rule of thumb I've found.

[–] onionbaggage 0 points 2 years ago

Not really concerned about Regional parties.

[–] onionbaggage 25 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Yeah, but you have the charisma of a wet saltine so...

[–] onionbaggage 4 points 2 years ago

Well, I only fuck my wife so if I get an STI then at least I learned something important, and my count is 0 so if she gets pregnant very likely ditto.

[–] onionbaggage 34 points 2 years ago (12 children)

It was certainly a factor in my vasectomy decision.

[–] onionbaggage 1 points 2 years ago

Oh my sweet summer child.

[–] onionbaggage 30 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Can we stop pretending the offspring of famous people matter?

[–] onionbaggage 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Too bad because he'll be replaced by MUCH worse.

[–] onionbaggage 3 points 2 years ago

So get started...

[–] onionbaggage 4 points 2 years ago

Quick, someone high five that drowning kid.

  • Republicans, probably.
[–] onionbaggage 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Not the methheads fault. It's the politicians who want to punish the methheads fault.

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