LAWL, the other post inspired me to check on the status of Fairphone availability in the USA since it'd been a while.
I recently rescued a Pixel 6 in new-ish condition that was factory reset protected (FRP), but didn't have the exploit to bypass FRP patched. I loaded it with GrapheneOS so I won't have an excuse to monetarily support Fairphone until I can no longer repair this bad boi, but maybe one of the other USA peeps might been on the last legs with their device.
Yeah, you're almost always sacrificing something when you support the underdog, but I'm fortunate enough to have the means to vote with my wallet and the motivation to deal with any inconveniences