As a Scot, I have to disagree - keep that tangerine bawbag to yourselves.
paleasswhiteguy
Now also being given to males as HPV is linked to anal and penile cancer.
For those who have never scratched their cornea I should add that it is the of the most painful injuries.
I was literally rolled in a ball wanting to die when it happened to me. I went to hospital to get it looked at (ha, eye pun!) and when the doc put some eye drops in to numb it I practically gibbered my gratitude.
Turns out you have to let it heal by itself and the eye drops works be wearing of in an hour or so. 3 days off work so I could lie on a sofa with my eyes closed. Fun times.
Fun fact!
The etymology of "quarantine" literally refers to the practice of making a ship sit at berth for 40 days before anyone could disembark. "Quarantina" means 40 days in Italian....
Just because you can doesn't mean you should.
Source: actual Scot
It's a perfectly cromulent word!