pimento64

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 36 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

Two different tries, and "avocado" eluded them both times.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Are they trying to look scared shitless to undermine the whole farce, or do they actively want to create a martyr? Those are the only two options that don't require a room temperature IQ.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Also it isn't funny. Not in the "boo hoo that's NOT FUNNY!" crybaby sense, but in the "99.999% of all standup comedy" sense. I've heard that in Foreign Lands you can't pull a prank once the clock strikes noon, or else you are the April fool and presumably get put in a stock and pillory till sundown.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago

"And they're almost all brown, right? Can we do better than just 1.2?"

[–] [email protected] 86 points 4 weeks ago (34 children)

Inb4 people come here to defend their self-righteousness. No, nephews. You made a stupid choice for stupid reasons, and it's time to accept your core values are obnoxious and self-centered, and then shape up.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Which is really reprehensible, because if you're going to kill someone, you need to look them in the eye as you dart past the swing of their knife and plunge your own into their chest behind the truck stop where my greyhound was refueling on that rainy night in 1991

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

That's grinding on hard cocks, not waking up at 4:00 AM to run your dropshipping business and deadlift.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ha ha "pew research"

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 month ago (3 children)

God forbid we break the law

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Of course, of course. And are the dumbfucks from America in the room with us right now?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Maybe instead of jumping to conclusions and making shit up, you could calm down and stay in your lane instead.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (7 children)

I need there to be literally nothing new produced that has superheroes in it for, let's say, about 35 years. And let's toss the entire horror genre in there too. We need a cleansing moratorium on the two biggest forms of direct-to-dumpster entertainment.

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