pornaldo

joined 2 years ago
[–] pornaldo 4 points 4 weeks ago

the strands of hair from the top of your head kinda look like horns a bit and I found that weirdly hot

I think I just like demon girls

[–] pornaldo 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

s t o c k I n g s πŸ₯΅

[–] pornaldo 1 points 1 month ago

god this is so hot

[–] pornaldo 4 points 1 month ago (3 children)

positive humor can be a big winner. of course, being easy on the eyes helps a ton

well shit, guess I'm cooked :/

jk, sort of. how can I develop better positive humor?

[–] pornaldo 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

ehhhh it's stretching the definition of it, but who cares, I'd rather stretch you out. you're gorgeous with an excellent peach

[–] pornaldo 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That's fair. What kind of porn are you looking for? Short and to the point so you can get your fix? Long form to enjoy a story with sex in it? Music videos to beat your shmeat to? 2d, 3d, live action?

[–] pornaldo 1 points 1 month ago

god damn your back must hurt from carrying those. need a massage?

[–] pornaldo 2 points 1 month ago

idk why I thought that was Astarion with a pussy for a few moments

[–] pornaldo 15 points 1 month ago (5 children)

noodle dude keeps a website of his pmvs, they're pretty good.

noodledude.io

There are also plenty of discords specifically for sharing porn as well.

[–] pornaldo 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Madison square garden?

[–] pornaldo 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ooh, sounds hot. Do you get a lot of stares or looks when you flash in public?

[–] pornaldo 1 points 1 month ago

was it necessary to post it six times??

 

I shaved my legs for the first time yesterday! went against the grain for a smoother shave and was really happy with it, felt really hot and cute and my knee highs actually looked nice for once.

Then today happened. moving is painful. every few moments my thighs suddenly feel like they're being stung by a million tiny needles. wearing pants exacerbates it. I've been lying on my bed with my legs elevated for the past hour just to minimize the pain. my house being cold doesn't help. I don't know what to do other than thug this shit out but holy fuck i'm losing my mind.

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CIS rule (lemmynsfw.com)
 

for the longest whenever I heard CIS I thought of star wars...

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