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At least remove the batteries first, they're useful.

Apple seeds contain cyanide. You'd have to crush and eat anywhere from 150 to a few thousand seeds for it to be fatal though. I'm sure that hasn't stopped authors from using it before.

I suppose he had to offer, it was his support of Israel murdering Palestinian women and children that lost Harris the election, but I think it's best for Joe to have a quiet retirement.

Maybe, in time, we'll remember him fondly as Obama's VP.

I have a friend who works as a civilian in Defense. Everyone has to acquire and maintain the highest level of security clearance to keep their jobs, and travel to certain overseas countries is verboten because of the risk of foreign intelligence "honeypots".

Apparently, a senior engineer took a holiday to China 3 months before retirement and didn't even take the most basic precautions such as keeping quiet about his job and security clearance, so of course he got honey-potted.

He reported it when he got home and his security clearance was pulled, "No big deal, I'm retiring".

The Chinese said they'd tell his employer what happened, "Go ahead, I already did", and his wife, "I'm not married". 😂

I'm Australian. We have mandatory voting, which makes it almost impossible for a nutjob like Trump to take control here.

America doesn't need a revolution, a simple general strike will remind the capitalist bastards that they rely on us, not the other way around.

I believe the kids these days call it "frotting"

Mundus sine caesaribus is what's going down.

Pretty soon Trump will start denying he ever wanted to annex Canada.

Dear Canada,

Willing to discuss a possible swap of hateful conservative political opposition leaders. We'll trade our big racist lurch motherfucker for your little annoying racist dickhead.

Your friend,

Australia