sarsaparilyptus

Both of the people who ever bought the Bandai Wonderswan Color will be delighted to know the Golden Axe port is decent

Your reading comprehension is terrible. You need to calm down.

Don't be sanctimonious about your choice in cell phone, it's weird. Also, I'm typing this from a phone that has a headphone jack and a microSD slot

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This implies that Indiana is a land of fertile farmland and rich culture, which is an even more fantastical idea than Michgan moving to the mediterranean

You'll cowards don't even murder sapient AIs

Don't worry about me, worry about the Burger King employee who "forgot" my Zesty sauce.

Don't forget all the fifth-columnists who keep on trying to convince young people that voting can't change anything. They're desperate to push that ideal, and why not? It's worked for decades.

No, you're an asshole for whining

Yeah I've seen a few things get messed up by that idiotic rule. When you euphemistically say "reasons" in italics, it sounds worse than it is. I assumed you were trying to gently tell people "Google suspended the dev for being racist" or something.

*Gboard is preparing to add an entirely new kind of activity to log and send to Google along with all of your normal keystrokes

I just use lemmy.blahaj.zone as a Brave home screen app

And the best part is that you get to support Brave by mining cryptocurrency for them whenever you use it