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"would Luigi approve?"

Must have done it wrong then?

Maybe different brackets based on measured testosterone level? The highest tier can be super buff dudes on steroids. Sounds interesting.

Like Michael Jordan? Very weird

A pretty normal one?

No, the person you're replying to likely lives in an area with annual assessment limits. This means when they move into their house, they pay taxes on the assessed amount at that time. Every year, even if the assessment shows a 50% increase in value, your tax increase will be capped at something like a 2% increase. Over the course of 30 years this adds up to huge tax savings the longer you stay in one place. The downsides are that it causes more traffic, causes homes to sell less often, and provides less local tax to fund public programs like schools.

Sounds like a series of bad decisions is required to persue that career path

I'd hire him. That's C suite material

That's one way to bolster the ranks.

Only on overcast days

So we must become the shareholders?

No such thing, so everyone can disregard this message and still comply with it