You’re not the asshole. Sometimes the elephant in the room needs to be addressed. In this case she might trumpet and stampede in a rage, but it’s important that you hold your ground. When she is foraging your hard earn food like a tusken raider and not leaving you even peanuts, it’s time for you grab it by the ears make it go away. Otherwise the whole situation will remain a circus.
skeezix
joined 2 years ago
This is like asking for people who don’t like breathing. Humans are wired to enjoy their own farts. But “enjoy” is a bit of a misnomer. In reality when huffing your own fart, the brain is sampling composition via the nose, and this then affects food cravings and appetite. This is a feedback loop that improves our diets.