thetokenlady

joined 2 years ago
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I’m 59 going on 12. I have purple in my hair and a combined 15 piercings between my ears and my nose. The piercings started after I turned 50 except for the original 2 that I got when I was a teenager. I’m considering either a 3rd tattoo or a nipple piercing, can’t decide which.

You’re only as old as you feel.

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My grandma used to say the angels were bowling

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Nope. The ones I’ve seen use their knuckles, or awkwardly use the pads of their fingers. Saying this as a woman who doesn’t like long nails.

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Cats are thinking “old, slower and about the same size as us…we can take him.” Either that or they’re wondering if he’s tasty (I kid, your cats are very tolerant)

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2021 iPad Pro 11” iOS 16.whatever is current