toy_boat_toy_boat

joined 2 years ago

Damn, only $150? Each?

[–] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

maybe if you fart into a cryogenic chamber right into a pot of liquid nitrogen. then you can heat it up again later and.. why am i here again?

Reminds me of playing Pogs at the Skate Center..

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHahahahahhahaahahaahhaah

[–] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 39 points 4 days ago (2 children)

why can't y'all just call it a coup?

[–] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago (3 children)

hey, that's a nice post! am i shadowbanned or something? my posts aren't showing up

who made our socks? we walk all over them all day, and they keep our feet all safe and cozy! so who made our socks?

..BOOM!

it was a 7.

[–] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 25 points 4 days ago (3 children)

i think i'm getting old. welcome to your first financial hardship, though. you picked a doozie.

i pity the fool who drops a relevant quip in this thread.

[–] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

i like your reply. i'll take it a step further. i grew up in the US south of the M-D line. What follows are just my personal thoughts:

Americans are busy, and most of them are far too busy to spend the kind of time that i get to spend online reading and learning about this stuff. a lot of Americans (and people in general) don't like school and didn't do well in school. and teachers don't get to do what they want to do. it's all so fucking frustrating. why does America kill its education budget for the sake of advertising the military during football games?

oh, and by the way, you need to rename that to something like "Americaball" or something. Someone truth Trump.

anyways, people are by and far too busy to care about anything more than soundbites now, and he's the bullshitter in chief. when you have a couple of kids and work 12 hours every day just to keep the collectors away for a while, what time do you have for protests?

i guess it would be tenable if we still lived in communities, but now we're all too smart to go to church.. and this is a whole new thought, but we need to all start going to church. they're pumping out little evangies, so we should subvert the church. make church god again!

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