witheyeandclaw

No one is saying he isn’t a garbage human, they’re saying the headline for the article is rage-bait.

You want to wake up and fend off the serial killers without pants? Pshh, good luck.

“ Fed up with prices that remain about 19%, on average”

Someone please point me to the grocery store that only increased prices by 19%, that’s where I want to shop.

You’re a rockstar!

This one doesn’t even have a picture of her crudely pasted in the corner. We can go lower.

Virtually every main cause of death on this list is falling or getting struck by a vehicle.

Yeah kids hate chicken nuggets

The first movie was James Cameron’s anti-capitalist masterpiece! They have the technology and medicine to heal the parapalegic protagonist but don’t want to spend the money on him. They can sucker him into military service for their interests however.

Is one more unrealistic for you?

The United States was still using hanging as capital punishment until the early seventies.

Don’t do it. The train store is where they whacked Bobby.

“Treat.”

“Another treat.”