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Duck suck goose step

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 days ago

When the government tried to take away transfats, I sat and didn’t fight

When the government tries to take away transrats, I stand on haunches and bite

There will be no cheeses for the angry meeces, only traps coming down to snap your neck in pieces

May your tails knot and bind you together, vile rodent mob. You will not find my company amongst thee

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)

By gawd what a compelling mastery of story telling and art. Even when the weird little pieces come together, there’s still so much mystery and wonder

In the words of our people, thank you for creating content (☞゚∀゚)☞

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Is this how she’s getting her cyberarm?

The framing had me worried for a second…

[–] [email protected] 46 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I sleep exclusively on my sides, I can guarantee you, my arm only goes numb when I go into cardiac arrest

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 days ago

Some sort of cartesian graph

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

GRIFFFIIIITHHHHHHH

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You stupid monkey!

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I call him the glue that keeps us together

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Dong havers can do them too, tho, which you could call buss ups

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don’t understand. I’ve followed the instructions in the post but I still don’t have ramen

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

Or poops

I hate it when I poop all over my ball flaps

 

baking sheets with vegetables in the oven, below the sheet on the left has yellow text reading “SATIRE CRINGE ACCOUNT” and sheet on the right has pink text reading “SINCERE CRINGE ACCOUNT”

 
 

On a little vacay in Istanbul. This cat came to hang out at a restaurant down the street. He pawed my thigh, I thought he was gonna jump on me to ask me for pets and food, but I had no food left. I told him “sorry buddy I’m outta food.” Turns out he knew & was just pawing my thigh to move it so he could leave and find his next target.

I’ve seen people give full meals to this cat, he’s well fed.

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