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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

That's fucking terrifying

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

As if they weren't adorable enough already

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Ain't was always a valid contraction for "am not", but too many people misused it until grammarians convinced everyone it wasn't a real word. Besides, words aren't handed down from on high. If it's in the dictionary it's because it was already in use. What's the point of a dictionary if you can't look up the words people are using?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Alright boss, I'm cockin' out for the night

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

At 390 mg, it's more like 2½ Monsters. For some people (me) that's just Tuesday

[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The Internet, where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Oh God, it's all over now, the bed bug experts have been compromised

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Impeggyhillandthisisdeep

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

That was basically how it went down when my friend tried to teach me how to play Go

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

This meme format is so dumb, I love it

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

My impression was he heard about Antifa burning down cities and attacking the capitol, and now he's threatening to become like that. But strictly nonviolently, of course.

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