TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name

The other half of what I started creating for [email protected] to see how well Leslie Nielson fits using Worf's dry humor.

All scenes are from TNG

"Sir, I protest! I am not a merry man!" - s4e20 "Qpid" (Dracula: Dead and Loving It)

"Good tea. Nice house." - s3e3 "The Survivors" (Wrongfully Accused)

“I’m beginning to see the appeal of this program!” - s6e8 "A Fistful of Datas" (The Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult)

“Congratulations. You are fully dilated to ten centimeters.You may now give birth.” - s5e5 "Disaster" (The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad)

cross-posted from: https://startrek.website/post/21256834

I just threw this together. I felt it was a very relevant song, though I also could have put Riker clips to it and had it work just as well.

TNG s4e7 "Reunion"

For [email protected]

I'll have to try it the other way around and see how well Leslie Nielson can pull Worf's lines.

LD s2e6 "The Spy Humongous" (PADD shot) and LD s5e10 "The New Next Generation"

So, a continuation in the spirit of Lower Decks as it appeared in the Strange New Worlds crossover (live action) may occur in the future. Paramount, don't screw this up!

Edit: early premise concerning the exploits of guests at one of the resort-type planets, with LD alum Tawny Newsome producing/writing

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I took a day trip to Newport Oregon today, but was still in a Ten Forward frame of mind.

LD s2e3 "We'll Always Have Tom Paris" + TNG s6e18 “Starship Mine” aka “Trek does a Die Hard”

An upgraded comment meme with inspirational credit to [email protected]

TOS s3e18 "The Lights of Zetar"

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SNW s2e7 "Those Old Scientists"

So, my man (autistic) is into science fiction, me (ADHD) not so much, but anyway today my man decided he was going to watch Star Trek and I happen to be around (usually I’m not) and watch with him.

It was that episode when the ship goes to be desinfected (I don’t remember the name of the episode) and Data mentions he created a sub-routine (wtv that is) for small talk and decides to listen to every conversation happening in that room and at some point he and the other guy (already forgot the name) start to talk about everything possible and I think it was Troi and Riker ask how can someone talk about nothing for so long. I’m like wdym about nothing? Small talk is about nothing!! Someone need to rewrite that series and give a proper mentor to that computer ASAP.

I can imagine a conversation going something like this:

Data: I’m trying to understand humans ND character I just made up: good luck on that bruh tell me later how did it go. I have been trying to do that for insert character age here years and no success… Data: wait… but you are human, how can you not understand humans? ND Char: oh boy this is going to be a long talk, but long story short what you are trying to understand is neurotypical humans, neurodivergent humans like me, are a totally different story, everyday I wake up and wonder if I’m the same species as Neurotypicals… Anyway do you like to read? Here is a list of books about this subject…

Data after reading them all: holy shit, understanding humans was already complicated when I thought there was only one type of humans and now… this… I’m never going to understand humans! ND Char: I just gave up Data: but then how are you supposed to know what to say and when and how and…? ND Char: welcome to the ND side of humanity bro! Why do you think so many of us are into coding? It’s just ones and zeros, not gesticulates to neurotypical humans being neurotypical all that mess…. Are you sure you don’t want to go back to be just and android? Because I think you are about to short circuit …

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/27502198

IDK, just deciding what can and cannot be done 👉👈

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VOY s4e1 "Scorpion" and s7e24 "Endgame"

LD s1e3 "Temporal Edict"