Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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Welcome to Food Crimes! This community is here to collect all and any post about cursed food and generally unusual consumables.

Right now, here’s the rules:

  1. Posts must include an image or video containing food or drink.
  2. It must be unusual or cursed in some way. a. For example, something like Doritos Milk would be unusual, but normal milk would not.
  3. No AI posts whatsoever, and any images that were altered (Ex: Photoshop, Gimp) need to be tagged.

How to tag: To tag your posts, please prepend or append the tag name inside square brackets. For example,[OC] Foo bar baz or foo bar baz [Meta] would be acceptable. Multiple tags will require separate pairs of brackets, like so: [Edited][OC] foo bar baz

Here are the current tags:

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(BTW, I’m looking for someone to help mod here! I myself would not be enough if this community goes beyond a few posts a day.)

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Weird Aldi Pizza (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 
 
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gas station hot dog (midwest.social)
submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 
 

not mine. just a [meta] meme, not oc. obviously criminal

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If it's meat, looks like Rocky Mountain Oysters. Thought of this fine community the instant I saw it. Your guess is as good as mine. OP stated, 'Good God !!! Please don’t tell me they’re some animal’s kidneys - that’s going too far , pizza explorers…… baaarf!!!!!'.

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Deep Fried Ranch (discuss.systems)
submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 
 

New technological advancements have allowed us to deep fry sauce, but nobody stopped to ask if we should...

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submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 
 

this section of walmart canned goods need a warning label: due to dirty sock aroma, tabasco is recommended. eat at your own risk! gag reflex triggering. #OC

Tanjin shown was insufficient. tabasco or habanero turns frown upside-down.

Brazillian sauce was also sub-par for making this stuff edible.

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fish tacos and cannabis (midwest.social)
submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 
 

fold and microwave ~45 seconds lunch. it's not just for breakfast any more almost digests itselfcriminality depends on cannabis laws. nutritionally it's actually better than regular tacos. use w/e ingredients you have for tacos. 5 minute meal

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submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 
 
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ca/post/23619950

Popcorn Shrimp

Stolen from Reddit

User: Fantastic-Milk9335

Popcorn shrimp I ordered at an international American restaurant, circa 2020 picture quality

It was an absolute textural nightmare, to be honest with you. In terms of taste, the flavors didn't combine, so you just had shrimp and popcorn in your mouth.

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.today/post/11945824

Thanks, I hate it

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Kulkorv (lemmy.world)
submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 
 
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I almost puked while preparing this from the smell alone. Went to the trash after two bites.

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"Cheeseburger" (midwest.social)
submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 
 
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I work in a remote location and my company contracted our kitchen out to the lowest bidder. I've had food poisoning 3 times.

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