hOrni

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[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 41 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I tried it. It works. I am now homeless.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 15 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

"When You're born a whore You won't die a canary." "You are getting to it like a dog to a hedgehog."

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 9 points 14 hours ago

Must be regional. I'm Polish and haven't heard the first one.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 4 points 22 hours ago

I wil instigate revolution.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 27 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

The main reasons given by people to explain why they hang their toilet paper a given way are ease of grabbing and habit.[8]

The over position reduces the risk of accidentally brushing the wall or cabinet with one's knuckles, potentially transferring grime and germs;[9] makes it easier to visually locate and to grasp the loose end;[10] gives the option to fold over the last sheet to show that the room has been cleaned;[11] and is generally the intended direction of viewing for the manufacturer's branding, so patterned toilet paper looks better this way.[12]

The under position provides a more tidy appearance, in that the loose end can be more hidden from view;[13][14] reduces the risk of a toddler or a house pet such as a cat unrolling the toilet paper when batting at the roll;[15] and in a recreational vehicle may reduce unrolling during driving.[16]

Partisans have claimed that each method makes it easier to tear the toilet paper on a perforated sheet boundary.[17]

The over position is shown in illustrations with the first patents for a free-hanging toilet-roll holders, issued in 1891.[18]

Various toilet paper dispensers are available which avoid the question of over or under orientation; for example, single sheet dispensers, jumbo roll dispensers in which the toilet roll is perpendicular to the wall, and twin roll dispensers.[19] Swivelling toilet paper dispensers have been developed which allow the paper to be unrolled in either direction.[20][21

And go fuck Yourself You magnificent fuck.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago

They are too stupid to understand ridicule. But resistance and revenge I can get by.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 10 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

You don't need to artificially generate an image like this. Just get these three into a room and wave a 100 bucks above their heads. They'll react this way. They aren't aware, that they don't need more money. They just want more. It's the only thing they live for.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 46 points 23 hours ago (9 children)

Go fuck Yourself.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

In the picture, Trump is late to the meeting. And Vladimir isn't known for his patience.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago (5 children)

What the fuck is the use of this?

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 44 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Knowing Tesla, they'll just screw 2 wood screws into each panel and call it a day.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

In Poland we call these "naleśniki".

 

I almost puked while preparing this from the smell alone. Went to the trash after two bites.

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