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Facebook's "Career Afterlife Score" Tracks Ex-Employee Silence (isglitch.com)
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Former workers' loyalty measured in post-Meta quietude points

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Microsoft Introduces Nuclear-Powered Chatbot That Still Can't Tell If Image Contains Hot Dog (isglitch.com)
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$80 Billion Investment Yields AI That Confuses Frankfurters With Fingers

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Musk: "Resistance Is Futile," Vows DOGE War on Fire Departments (isglitch.com)
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Tech CEO's response to burning Teslas includes plans to "optimize" firefighting industry out of existence

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Roku's "Breaking Point" Study Measures Exact Moment Users Throw TVs Out Window (isglitch.com)
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Company pioneers revolutionary "pre-content content" to maximize ad delivery before viewer revolt

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Reddit's "ThoughtCrime AI" Can Ban You for Thinking About Luigi (isglitch.com)
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New algorithm determines ban-worthiness from cursor movements, eyebrow thickness, and healthcare-adjacent neural patterns

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Study on Deadly Email Signatures Kills Six People With Traffic (isglitch.com)
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Carbon-conscious researcher creates electricity-guzzling tools to tell you about electricity-guzzling emails

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Tesla Anonymous: Where Owners Hide Cars Like Shameful Secrets (isglitch.com)
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Former EV status symbol now driven under cover of darkness

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OpenAI Proposes "Creator Conscription Act" to Draft All Artists (isglitch.com)
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"Patriotic duty" to surrender IP for AI training, says company bravely fighting copyright lawsuits

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Saudi Prince: Catch Embassy-Exclusive Rare Pokémon Now (isglitch.com)
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Royal WhereAbouts Initiative Promises Legendary Creatures Only Within Diplomatic Compounds

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Samsung's AI Now Offsets Carbon Guilt With Virtual Certificates (isglitch.com)
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New feature allows users to alleviate environmental concerns without changing consumption habits

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Disco Elysium Litigator Launches $500 'Creative Immunity' Certs (isglitch.com)
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Game developers queue up to avoid lawsuits from the man who sues creatives

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Musk's AI Deems NASA 'Redundant,' Redirects Budget to SpaceX (isglitch.com)
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DOGE Algorithm Calculates Private Space Company '73.4% More Efficient' at Using Taxpayer Money

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Tesla's 'Ghost Fleet' Vanishes After Canadian Rebate Investigation (isglitch.com)
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Revolutionary technology creates cars that exist only on government rebate forms

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Texas Demands ID for Toothbrushes: "Think of the Children's Teeth" (isglitch.com)
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Lawmakers insist dental care now requires government-issued identification

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SpaceX Engineers Celebrate 'Unplanned High-Velocity Component Separation' (isglitch.com)
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Musk's Team Rebrands Catastrophic Failure as Revolutionary Air Traffic Stress Test

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Reddit's Social Credit System Tracks All User Upvotes (isglitch.com)
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Platform Expands Surveillance Beyond Its Own Website

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Netflix's AI Upscaler Gives Friends Furniture Human Faces (isglitch.com)
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The uncanny valley now includes your coffee table

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Google's Brin Unveils "Productivity Paste" to Maximize Work Hours (isglitch.com)
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"Chewing wastes 42 minutes weekly," claims returning founder

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Apple Unveils 'FranceTime': Government Now A Permanent Third Wheel (isglitch.com)
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Tech Giant's New App Complies With France's Encryption Backdoor Law

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Bezos Unveils Post's 'Freedom Speech Detector' To Silence Critics (isglitch.com)
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Revolutionary AI Will Censor Articles About Bezos Censoring Articles About Censorship

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Microsoft and OpenAI's InvestGPT Transforms Doubt Into Dollars (isglitch.com)
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New AI transforms skepticism about returns into further investments

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Grok's "Deep Analysis" Finds All Musk Critics Part of Global Cabal (isglitch.com)
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AI Discovers Remarkable Statistical Anomaly: 100% of Detractors "Mathematically Suspect"

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Microsoft's Recycle Bin Goes Premium, Basic Deletion Now Size-Limited (isglitch.com)
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Users report mysterious "File Too Powerful To Delete" messages appearing on free tier

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Elon Musk Develops AI Parenting Algorithm That Sends 'Busy' Texts (isglitch.com)
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Tech billionaire's new system prioritizes chainsaw photo-ops over medical responses

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Sam Altman: AI Will Solve Problems We Haven't Invented Yet (isglitch.com)
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OpenAI CEO's latest prediction includes solutions for theoretical future crises

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