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You may remember him from defrauding the Oglala Nation trube. Trump loves fraudsters.

Who needs new cars anyway. Not me. My car only leaks one quart of oil per 20 miles.

"Sec. 3.  General Provisions.  (a)  Nothing in this order shall be construed to impair or otherwise affect:

(i)   the authority granted by law to an executive department or agency, or the head thereof; or

(ii)  the functions of the Director of the Office of Management and Budget relating to budgetary, administrative, or legislative proposals.

(b)  This order shall be implemented consistent with applicable law and subject to the availability of appropriations.

(c)  This order is not intended to, and does not, create any right or benefit, substantive or procedural, enforceable at law or in equity by any party against the United States, its departments, agencies, or entities, its officers, employees, or agents, or any other person."

So, wait, doesn't all that mean this order does nothing? 🤔

So who's going to tell him that you don't call poison control for a fentanyl overdose? That's what 911 is for...

How is that going to work when you keep attacking ag. workers? 🤔

🤔 Seems like it was just... (checks notes) 7 days ago...

https://www.nj.com/politics/2025/03/trump-tells-america-top-shut-up-about-embarrassing-problem-he-cant-fix.html

"Shut up about egg prices."

In addition to, you know, all the legal immigrants, US citizens, Native Americans... etc...

Original headline meant nothing, replaced. Was "Statement from the Press Secretary"

Trump has a weird hard on for Jackson, best guess is because of this story:

https://teva.contentdm.oclc.org/digital/collection/p15138coll33/id/73/

(in fairness, the story is kind of badass):

"On January 30, 1835, Richard Lawrence, an unemployed house painter, produced two pistols and fired upon Andrew Jackson on the steps of the United States Capitol. Both pistols misfired and an outraged Jackson beat Lawrence with his walking cane. Lawrence was tried for attempted murder and found not guilty by reason of insanity. He was committed to a number of institutions until his death in 1861."

I've been noticing that this community has not quite been keeping track.

Since there is an RSS feed directly from the whitehouse.gov(https://www.whitehouse.gov/news/feed), what if we made a bot to add all new EOs? Maybe also the articles?

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/26869475