The Monkey's Paw

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Want to make a wish? Just ask the Monkey’s Paw! No strings attached.*

Just create a post that starts with “I wish ___”. Other users will then grant you the wish, and probably not how you intended.

^(*)^ ^Strings^ ^definitely^ ^attached.^ ^Satisfaction^ ^not^ ^guaranteed.^ ^Wish^ ^will^ ^likely^ ^backfire.^

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And that it's genetic, so that it's passed down to all his descendants; and that all people who marry into the family also have it happen to them

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No one else can use it so maybe I can do some good with that money

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That’s it

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I wish for everything to stay as shitty as it is but me not caring like at all.

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Burn baby burn

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Some people just want to see the world burn.

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Originally posted by @[email protected].

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Originally posted by @[email protected].

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Originally posted by @[email protected]

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Originally posted by @[email protected]

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