OldManBOMBIN

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I know this isn't the proper place for this, but I don't know where to put it and I need to share it in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

I'm not trying hard at all; pulling words out of my ass while I'm trying to learn how to code Minecraft Add-ons and watching old Achievement Hunter videos. Speaking of words, how about suck it? I'm gonna go take a shit now.

Eat it in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 15 points 10 hours ago

Average Marine wife

I know this isn't the proper place for this, but I don't know where to put it and I need to share it in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Also if you're assuming that's me in the video, that's incorrect. Just so we're clear.

I know this isn't the proper place for this, but I don't know where to put it and I need to share it in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago

I have neither, so we're golden 👍🏻. Golden like a calf statue.

I know this isn't the proper place for this, but I don't know where to put it and I need to share it in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago

Ok that one got me

I know this isn't the proper place for this, but I don't know where to put it and I need to share it in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

That doesn't make any sense. She wouldn't have been looking for a place to put it if she was dead before considering the issue.

I'm beginning to think you may actually need to watch the video.

I know this isn't the proper place for this, but I don't know where to put it and I need to share it in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago

Again though, if I see a title that says "I don't know where to put this but I need to share it," I'm going to downvote if it doesn't belong, obviously, but I'd take the hint that the guy was looking for a community and leave a comment.

But I guess people are just lazy assholes. Probably the same folks the video is about.

I know this isn't the proper place for this, but I don't know where to put it and I need to share it in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago (5 children)

I figured the text I left below that stated it was politically-charged and the fact that it was a YouTube link would indicate to most that it was some sort of politic-adjacent video, but then again I guess I'm just a genius.

I know this isn't the proper place for this, but I don't know where to put it and I need to share it in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago (4 children)

Joke's on you, my wife died of cervical cancer before we ever had sex. So haha.

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[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 1 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

Thanks for at least being helpful. Really started to feel like reddit for a moment.

I know this isn't the proper place for this, but I don't know where to put it and I need to share it in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 1 points 20 hours ago (6 children)

Why would you assume that? Guilty conscience?

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[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago (20 children)

Ok, so just downvote with no recommendations as to where I should share it? Got it. I'll just go fuck myself then.

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I know this isn't the proper place for this, but I don't know where to put it and I need to share it (youtu.be)
submitted 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) by OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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It's politically-charged, but it's pretty fucking funny if you dissociate enough.

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I named my bat §kPetBat§r (lemmy.world)
 

Now I'm learning how to turn all this trash into an add-on so that others can use it without having to import an file and blah blah blah

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Made this in response to my "buddy" saying leftists are mindless cult members (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world to c/politicalmemes@lemmy.world
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I Hear(ule)t Legally Buying Memes (lemmy.world)
 
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I hurt my arm by hooking a dump trailer to my truck. Now I have to keep my left arm immobilized and in compression for a while. (lemmy.world)
 

Also, this cat is absolutely destroying my thigh by making biscuits on it. But I'm really strong and loving, and I never have insane reactions to mild situations regardless of the state of the chemical balance in my brain or any external factors, nor do I lie or speak facetiously and with hyperbole.

For I am a dull man.

Sorry, sometimes I start writing and then I black out for a while and just say stuff.

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My Dog Rule(s) (loops.video)
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Good morning, gentlemen. (lemmy.world)
 

I ate some more rice Chex this morning- this time with Cocoa Pebbles for flavor. With whole milk, in a glass bowl.

I do plan to finish the rest of what's pictured, I just wanted to give you all a peek into the insanity before it was just chocolate-ish milk.

Sorry again if these posts are too wild. Have a nice day, guys.

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I ate some cereal (lemmy.world)
 

It was rice Chex, with a little bit of Cap'n Crunch Oops! All Berries for flavor. Please remove if this is not dull enough, thanks.

(I do recommend the cereal.)

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Bought a new shirulet (lemmy.world)
 
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First Woruled Problems (lemmy.world)
 
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Friend Rulequest (lemmy.world)
 
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Holiday Br(ul)eakdown (youtube.com)
 

Wasn't having a good night last night

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