The Monkey's Paw

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Want to make a wish? Just ask the Monkey’s Paw! No strings attached.*

Just create a post that starts with “I wish ___”. Other users will then grant you the wish, and probably not how you intended.

^(*)^ ^Strings^ ^definitely^ ^attached.^ ^Satisfaction^ ^not^ ^guaranteed.^ ^Wish^ ^will^ ^likely^ ^backfire.^

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I wish every major social network integrated activitypub. (lemm.ee)

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I wish everyone on earth grew lush facial hair (sopuli.xyz)

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I wish I had a small magical creature that would answer all my questions (accurately) (sopuli.xyz)

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I wish for the mass of the proton to increase by 10^-27kg (jlai.lu)

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I wish I knew the outcome of any relationship before I get involved (sopuli.xyz)

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I wish you all a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. (sh.itjust.works)

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I wish that all children born from this day forward enjoy a better quality of life than their parents had. (infosec.pub)

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I wish I succeeded right away at everything I attempt (sopuli.xyz)

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I wish that the Monkey's Paw had never existed, and therefore that nobody has ever wished on it. (sh.itjust.works)

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I wish that something bad happens to me (lemmy.world)

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I wish countries maintained their interest and funding in space even after the space race. (lemmy.ca)

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I wish for a sandwich. (lemmy.ml)

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A good one.

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I wish I could paramestee my pegmode. (lemmy.ml)

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I wish every website was pornographic. (lemmy.ml)

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I wish everyone used Linux. (lemmy.ml)

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I wish Woody Allen had been a gerontophile his whole life, instead of a pedophile. (sh.itjust.works)

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I wish for a high five from the monkey's paw (lemmy.ca)

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I wish I could temporarily smell like whatever I wanted, as long as I had a sample of the smell with me (lemmy.ca)

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I wish every restaurant that sold chicken wings also sold real dodo wings. (sopuli.xyz)

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I wish everyone could swallow other people whole. (lemmy.ml)

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I wish for it to snow tomorrow. (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

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I wish that Lemmy is the only social network from now on. (lemmy.world)

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I wish for all the blind, mute, deaf, and paralyzed to regain their senses/abilities. (jlai.lu)

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I wish I had god-like powers (kbin.social)

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I wish there was more porn on the internet (lemm.ee)

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