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What’s the most comforting thing someone's ever said to you ? (hilariouschaos.com)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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I’ll start

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Dear Gay/Everything.else.you.include.in.this.catagory.people, which colors do you wish the rainbow was instead ? 🌈 (hilariouschaos.com)

submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Ok so, I'm ALL ABOUT color coordination. For some reason, more then two different colors all together makes my eyes scream.

Ultimately, shit needs to match my fuckin outfit or at least my purse and if I'm feeling crazy, maybe at least just with my shoes.

For example,

All one color, pink. Which is also my favorite so, yea, obviously its Correct. My eyes don't hurt.

This ? You deserve execution. Pink and fucking ORANGE ? Kill yourself. I can't even remember my father's face now after looking at it.

Anyway, I know this opinion is pretty common for ultimately almost actually well pretty much everyone so I guess I answered my own question. More than likely you obviously agree so yea makes sense.

#YayGayStuff🌈

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Where do babies come from? (hilariouschaos.com)

submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Do they make buttplugs with differently shaped holes through them so you can squeeze out turds into artistic shapes? (self.shittyask)

submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by MyNamesTotallyRobert to c/[email protected]

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Cum will win

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Some April Fools pranks go a little too far. What are some really bad ones? (self.shittyask)

submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by MyNamesTotallyRobert to c/[email protected]

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When Japan attacked Pearl harbor it was almost a great April Fool's prank except they forgot to wait until April 1st to do it.

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Does the "no homo" rule still apply if you get married? (self.shittyask)

submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by MyNamesTotallyRobert to c/[email protected]

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Everyone knows gay sex isn't gay unless you say "no homo". Even in worst-case scenarios, if you just say "no homo" both before AND after doing it, it's not gay.

But what if you're getting married? Do you have to say "no homo, but I do" or are there other protocols that have to be followed? I don't want my partner to know that he married a gay man during post-nut clarity while I'm passionately kissing him covered in cum after an intense blowjob.

No homo though.

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If cum was in the food pyramid, in which food group would it be? (self.shittyask)

submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by MyNamesTotallyRobert to c/[email protected]

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Cum will win

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If you could milk a cow aboard a plane illegally flying in restricted airspace, where would you prefer to do it? (self.shittyask)

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