If your weekend plans consisted of pooping and cumming a lot you can still do that, just give it to me after you're done playing with it.
MyNamesTotallyRobert
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What would happen if a cargo ship full of poop and a supertanker filled with cum collide with each other head-on at max speed?
it all makes sense now. That's why there are so many train accidents where they crash into vehicles crossing the road. I was always taught growing up that we are supposed to place vehicles on railroad crossings to offer them up as a sacrifice to the train gods because if you please the gods by making the right offering it lowers egg prices.
If you had to choose between Ohio not existing or unlimited cock, what would you do with all the cum?
If I give you a tape measure, would you be able to tell me precisely how far your head is up your own ass ?
When Benedict Cumberbatch travels through the Cumberland Pass, does he accumulate cumbersome documents to communicate his cumulative accomplishments, or does he become accustomed to encumbrances?
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