MyNamesTotallyRobert

I fucking hate these kinds of questions. D is the CORRECT answer because TECHNICALLY html is a markup language and not a programming language but the average person irl will just call you a dipshit for trying to explain that. If this were a question on a shitty academic exam, its going to be a 50/50 toss up on which will get counted as correct because the Autograder Bot Knows All(TM) but you better not fucking use AI to get your low effort AI-generated homework done quicker because fuck you.

I'm banned from making milkshakes in 14 states. You can probably guess why.

Another nonbeliever destroyed with facts, logic and proof. Ass cum poop cum shit. You might need this.

my dick is too small to reach my mouth. I can try to aim but then it makes a bigger mess that takes more toilet paper to clean up than if I cummed into toilet paper in the first place. Guess this is why CUM WILL WIN.

well it's possible to point a butt even though a butthole is a hole. Here are multiple instances of proof of buttholes pooping on things they are pointing at:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiVsCzRJKaY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjphOIR5OZY

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hd9xxeSvq5Y

now that we've established that it's possible to point a hole at something now I just need a woman to, idk, point her vagina at me and threaten to cum unless I give her my wallet? Is that how a vagina works? I thought vaginas had little penises inside them anyway but every time I try to study a vagina diagram it just looks more confusing than the type of math with greek letters in it and my brain crashes to bluescreen.

underemployed, not unemployed. I got REALLY lucky when I was younger and enjoyed a short but glorious period of time where life was actually working out. Turns out jobs that pay a living wage are really hard to get and hard to keep. There's always shitty retail or fast food jobs.

When Starfield came out there was an nvidia driver thing that didn't work correctly in Linux but worked correctly in Windows, I can't even remember what exactly it was. This wasn't a proton, wine or bethesda thing, this was actually on nvidia's end. I waited months and months and months for a fix, the one guy working on it would reassure everyone in the forums it would get fixed "soon". I ended up getting an amd card instead. Having half decent drivers fixed a few other random issues too.

Legend has it that they're still "trying" to fix that one driver bug.

wow that's a lot of cock. I like cum.

I'm still coasting off the success from when I was gainfully employed up until 2018. I sure am glad I did nothing but stockpile savings into a bank account during this time. I can't believe I've made it this far just living on a "at least im losing money slower" basis. Don't know what I'll do next. I should have used my savings to buy a plot of land and a camper to homestead on since that seems to be the only way to circumvent unfair apartment rent and unfair housing prices. I think I could have lasted even longer doing it that way, live and learn I guess.

Cum will win

Self hosting FTW

Well it's no fun if I give you PERMISSION to make my dick hard. It's supposed to be at a really inconvenient time. Making a penis owner's penis hard is basically just a legal form of rape. One time (and this is a true story) a woman at work groped my dick, noticed I was hard, reported me to HR for having a boner and I WAS THE ONE WHO GOT IN TROUBLE FOR IT. They say when you get older you stop being able to get erections but it hasn't fucking happened yet. I'm kind of looking forward to not randomly getting boners in public just because a lady hit me with her car 11 years ago. So hot. ugh I'm about to cum.