MyNamesTotallyRobert

joined 2 weeks ago
 

Cum will win.

[–] MyNamesTotallyRobert 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Litigation via anus is gay regardless of which genders are involved. This detail however is only relevant for tax filing purposes.

 

I've never been matched by a woman on bumble or been on a date or so much as held hands before but it might be a good idea to start thinking about it just in case.

Here's what I've come up with so far:

  • Are boobs magnetic?
  • How do you fix the Void Linux dual monitor screen flicker bug on mesa without installing Wayland?
  • Cum will win
  • What is the length and girth of your penis and are you cut or uncut and what does your ballsack look like?
  • Does having boobs create a time dilation effect like what happens in wormholes?
  • Are female buttholes round or square?
  • Would you rather fight 100 poop sized cums or 100 cum sized poops?

Hopefully these thoughtful and respectful questions will prompt several deep and meaningful discussions. If anyone has any better ideas let me know.

[–] MyNamesTotallyRobert 2 points 3 days ago

If your weekend plans consisted of pooping and cumming a lot you can still do that, just give it to me after you're done playing with it.

[–] MyNamesTotallyRobert 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

only if you cum in my butt since cum WINS

[–] MyNamesTotallyRobert 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

it all makes sense now. That's why there are so many train accidents where they crash into vehicles crossing the road. I was always taught growing up that we are supposed to place vehicles on railroad crossings to offer them up as a sacrifice to the train gods because if you please the gods by making the right offering it lowers egg prices.

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PSA: Cum will win (self.shittyask)
submitted 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) by MyNamesTotallyRobert to c/shittyask@hilariouschaos.com
 

That is all

[–] MyNamesTotallyRobert 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

What if you go to space and it turns out Ohio is just a giant cock?

It's all cock?

pulls gun always has been

cum wins

[–] MyNamesTotallyRobert 2 points 4 days ago

You must be in the penis upper class.

[–] MyNamesTotallyRobert 1 points 5 days ago
 

Cum will win

[–] MyNamesTotallyRobert 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Must be nice living somewhere that you can afford to get foreign obstructions removed from your asshole every other weekend along with a complimentary blowjob.

 

I've never once seen anyone take preventative measure to keep them from flying away, but it never seems to happen. Maybe the media is brushing it under the rug like that time Joe Biden pooped his pants?

Cum will win.

[–] MyNamesTotallyRobert 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

In 1492 George Washington accidentally let the pimps out when he discovered the moon.

 

Cum will win

[–] MyNamesTotallyRobert 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I just tried and I shoved it so far up my ass the tape measure was cumming out my mouth and then I cummed everywhere accidentally and my cat pooped on the floor. What was the question again?

[–] MyNamesTotallyRobert 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

That's a lot of cum. Sounds like cum WON!

 

Cum will win

 

Cum will win

 

Cum will win.

 

It's not what it sounds like. I accidentally dropped my tongue from the third floor and it bounced into some lady's anus. I can taste phantom poop shit, that's how I know it's in an ass.

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