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Interviewer: can I get your references?

Me: *sighing* probably not; nobody else does

(Originally published on universeodon.com: 2022-12-18)

That's a cool feature.

Image transcription: If you swipe up with two fingers on someone’s Tinder profile it will reveal if they have a criminal record.

(Originally published on mstdn: 2024-02-04)

Image transcription: 4 panel comic by War and Peas: 1. two pharaohs from ancient egypt are standing in front of a pyramid whose construction is nearing completion. One says to the other, "You've outdone yourself this time, Babuthep." 2. he continues, "You'll be remembered for this throughout history!" 3. "It's a testament to human ingenuity." 4. time jump to the present day. At an alien conference, someone speaks to an audience, "It was aliens!"

(Originally published earlier today on mastodon.social)

(Originally published earlier today on mastodon.social)

Image transcription: The most expensive pizza in the world costs $20,000. It is topped with pepperoni, sausage and a baseball that has been autographed by Babe Ruth.

(Originally published on mstdn.social: 2024-01-12)

(Originally published on universeodon.com: 2024-02-03)

listen up, servant. do your hand thing and make the kibble appear right here.

#Caturday

Image transcription: orange cat pointing and tapping on an empty food bowl while looking up at her owner

(Originally published earlier today on mstdn.social)

That's so interesting.

Image transcription: Charlton Heston was not allowed to be an organ donor because his body legally belonged to the NRA.

(Originally published a few hours ago on mstdn)

Image transcription: Keanu Reeves claims that he has aged so gracefully because he refuses to acknowledge his birthday every year.

(Originally published a few hours ago on mstdn)

Secret Panel HERE 🐌 https://tapas.io/episode/2195729

I forgot to lock the door!
Wait... I don't own a door.

Image transcription: Due to the placebo effect, an amputee will regrow lost limbs if you give them a sugar pill and tell them that it is a scientific breakthrough in regenerative medicine.

Image transcription: ADHD stands for "Always Doing Home Decorating".

Image transcription: The FDA, which stands for the Food in Drugs Administration, is responsible for putting food in all of the drugs.

This community is experimental. It follows people on Mastodon (for now, [email protected] and [email protected]) and publishes their posts here, keeping them as the author.

This has several advantages over someone else screenshotting their posts and sharing them lemmy, including efficiency, accessibility, searchability and credit, as well as the fact that if you - as a lemmy user - comment on a post, it will go to the original author.

Note 1: As the sidebar mentions, posts and downvotes aren't supported. In practise it means they'll be removed / reverted.

Note 2: It's also possible to follow people on lemmy, of course, but I sense that duplicating their posts here might get annoying

Your thoughts are welcome in the comments!

Image transcription: Microscope goggles were invented in 2011, which allowed people to see every single germ in their field of vision. The product was quickly discontinued because everyone who wore them went insane.

Image transcription: The most commonly used password is "yumyumpancakes69".