cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/5663412

Comic by Dave Contra.

Description:

Scene is in a bar, showing people standing at a bar and some crowd behind. In the foreground, there's some man drinking a beer, a dog drinking a beer, and a woman drinking a cocktail and standing like she just came in. The woman is dressed for a night out. The dog looks like a dog, but with an eye patch, bald/shaven head, scars on the chest, and ear partially cut off. The drug turns to the woman with an expression of anger and resentment, and says:

It's people like me who make that cheap perfume you're wearing possible.

Source: https://semblanceofsentience-blog.tumblr.com/post/722226188140019712/ive-seen-this-factoid-bandied-about-for-some

[Logo containing a smiling cow in a giant pasture goes here]

Menu

• Happy burger: Hand-crafted half-pound burger using free-range, grass-fed beef.
• Chicken burger: Lovingly-made chicken patties, sustainably-sourced from a queer, wxmxn-exploited ranch in the Amazon rainforest.
• Veggie burger: Impossible patty that has been drenched in cheese. All patties have been soaked overnight in milk and fried with happy-caged eggs.
• Fries: Fried with pure beef tallow and lard
• Ton of CO2: Because we care about the environment, we will let you release a ton of CO2 into the atmosphere. Don't worry, we buy carbon offsets!

Vegan menu

• Side of extra pickles
• Soda (vegan optional)

Those plants aint gonna scream themselves.

!vegancirclejerk@lemmy.world Source: VCJ Reddit post

or for us .ml people you can use lemmy.ml/c/vegancirclejerk@lemmy.world to access from this instance 🫡

Bonus tip (for vegoons only): as someone who's new to the fediverse I've found that the "Lemmy Link" extension for Firefox and Chrome is pretty neat. It adds a clickable mouse icon in the sidebar when you access a lemmy community from another instance that redirects you to the community on your home instance 🙂

cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/501556

But then I remember I didn't take their children away, hook them up to a machine to extract food from them, or kill them. And that makes me feel like making fun of carnists is not so bad.

I think the lack of protein is making them not think good.

Federated vegan btw

i HATE beans so much that i fly into a rage whenever the mere thought of beans enters my brain. i get so violent and out of control that i immediately kill and consume the nearest animal (not dogs you DUMB VEGANS) in a sort of fugue state. obviously i am very compassionate as i do this and use every part of the animal (this makes the animal happy)

this whole condition is agitated - obviously - by vegans existing and telling me to stop killing animals. aita?

cross-posted from: https://feddit.de/post/294585

honestly I don't get why some people are so riled up about my and my families diet...