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Trolley problem (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Which metropolitan area?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Assuming it is in the US, at 4.5 million it can only be San Francisco/Oakland/Berkeley.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

would the bomb also kill javascript and C++ or would I have to keep throwing trolleys at it until I get both silicon valley and the JS/C++ devs?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

At that distance it also kills you, so it sounds like a good deal. No regrets.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

win win win

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Oh okay, so option 3 is a win/win