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Trolley problem (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I've played enough X-COM to know that 50/50 is actually 100%, I just don't know which way. Better trigger it!!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

30%? Let me deliver that shot with crit across the map to your teammate hunkered down behind full cover for you!