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We Democrats Will Fight Back Just as Soon as We Can Get Our Shit Together (www.mcsweeneys.net)
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[โ€“] [email protected] 53 points 4 months ago (1 children)

They can't run a candidate that can win because that would require a platform that steps on too many donors' toes.