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Netanyahu Gifts Trump Golden Pager to Commemorate Attack That Killed Children: 'That Was a Great Operation' (gizmodo.com)

submitted 1 month ago by athairmor@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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I know nothing should surprise me with these fucking people at this point, but my mouth still dropped open when I read that.

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[–] I_Miss_Daniel@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago (5 children)

If it was, and it did, I can't imagine what would happen next. The world is weird enough as it is.

[–] Plum@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

President JD Pee Pants would become the Supreme Leader. And then resign a month later, take his toys, and go home. Leaving us with Superfundamentalist Mike Johnson in charge. It's dicks all the way down.

[–] schizo@forum.uncomfortable.business 6 points 1 month ago

You have to wonder about something though.

In the 90s, the Republicans were very angry about Clinton getting a blowjob in the oval office.

Would the 2025 Republicans also impeach someone for fucking a couch in the Oval Office?

[–] Mirshe@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

This assumes Super Nintendo Musk doesn't just decide to slide into the Big Chair and bypass the legal levers.

[–] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

The world is only beginning to get weird. This is going to be more like the collapse of an empire weird and it's just started.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 4 points 1 month ago

Bibi: Obviously I killed the guy, that was a Nazi salute and we all know it.

[–] kikutwo@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Whatever happened, it would be a huge improvement.

[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Doesn't matter. That human freak show has to go.