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Mitch McConnell Vows To Continue Falling Down Stairs In Face Of Fascist Takeover (theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Falling down the stairs is the only time he's risen in political popularity.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I would vote for him if he promised to continually fall down stairs.