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Mitch McConnell Vows To Continue Falling Down Stairs In Face Of Fascist Takeover (theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

We NEED to Follow in his Footsteps! Everyone FALL DOWN STAIRS!

-The DNC!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

It's the only thing that will protect us from the Terrible Secret of Space.