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[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 69 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If you just smoke two (for the health benefits) you don't even need to work out.

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Well if I smoke four (for the health benefits), then it's like I worked out twice!

[–] Elgenzay@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Unfortunately they don't allow it at the casino so I can't smoke while I gamble (for the health benefits)

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 7 points 1 month ago

Army commander says "smoke 'em if you got 'em" right before we enter battle, but I already have (for health benefits).