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The government doesn't use SQL (programming.dev)

submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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See the post on BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/provisionalidea.bsky.social/post/3lhujtm2qkc2i

According to many comments, the US government DOES use SQL, and Musk is not understanding much what's going on.

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[–] [email protected] 191 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (38 children)

You know, the thing that always seemed really scary about the OG Nazis is that they were competent, intelligent, put-together people that were just fucking evil. Then you look at the US Nazis and the fucking bozo density is off the charts, but they seem to be succeeding anyway.

Three possibilities come to mind:

These bozos are going to find out, hard and soon.
The OG Nazis were actually bozos too.
Competence and intelligence doesn't actually matter in running a fascist regime

[–] [email protected] 77 points 3 months ago (1 children)

the OG Nazis were dumb as bricks lmao. Weird nerds with massive egos half of which believed in magic.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Hitler and Himmler believed in "World Ice Theory" which was put forth by some German crackpot who stated the base matter of all reality was ice.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Every German person I’ve ever met talks so confidently about shit that you just kinda assume they know what they’re talking about, until they start talking about a domain you’re an expert in and you realize they’re actually kinda dumb but with good vocabulary.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

Oh, Redditors. That explains ich_iels popularity per capita.

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