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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

I don't understand anal at all. It hurts and there's poop.

The drag queen Vanjie says she uses a teaspoon of mouthwash to douche with. O.o.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

It hurts and there's poop.

Only if you do it wrong.

That's like saying "I don't understand baking at all. It hurts like hell when you pull that burning hot sheet out of the oven!"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

No thanks. Anything that requires that much work to have sex is not appealing to me.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Maybe put mittens on before you pull out the hot sheet?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

No thanks. Anything that requires that much work to bake is not appealing to me.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Well, it's not necessary for everyone. That's cool. You do you, friend.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

It’s a forbidden fruit. Sadly it’s Durian

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Good prep can prevent both those things but yeah it's a whole event. I've never been particularly into it but I've had partners that love it. Just another way to get it on with someone