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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Intruder that broke into his house, snapped the wooden spoon in half and impaled him with it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

This comment gave me cancer

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

An intruder named Van Helsing?