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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Headline is accurate.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

"wooden spoon only thing... that not giving him cancer"

it should be that is not / that's not / not. 'that not' is nonsense with a singular subject.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Whatchu talkin bout willis?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

you're right, that looks like i had a stroke

headline should read "Wooden Spoon Only Thing In Man's Life Not Giving Him Cancer". "That not giving" is grammatically incorrect.