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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You can choose not to buy polyester clothing. Most of mine is cotton.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Ah, but car tires are the #1 cause of microplastic pollution and in the US there aren't any cities that are car free