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Wooden Spoon Only Thing In Man’s Life That Not Giving Him Cancer (theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's newspaper title logic, it's been a thing forever. It was too save space back where every letter counted.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Yeah. Sorry, I was just being dumb. As I said nothing against OP.