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Wooden Spoon Only Thing In Man’s Life That Not Giving Him Cancer (theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Find a local wood shop and ask if they have any hardwood scrap pieces. I got a bunch of small pieces of red oak for free that work great as a cutting board

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I don't even know what a wood shop would look like. B&Q or Wickes sell timber but I think it's a fairly limited selection, mostly just different size/shapes of softwoods.