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The Babylon Bee Has Obtained RFK Jr.'s New And Improved Food Pyramid (babylonbee.com)

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Robert F. Kennedy Jr. was only officially confirmed and sworn in as the new Secretary of Health and Human Services yesterday, but he's already making his presence felt in a major way. Sweeping changes are coming to the way the federal government promotes health, and it starts with the famous Food Pyramid.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

I remember staining stuff with methylene blue in biology class and being so sad that I couldn't taste even a little of the delicious-looking blue liquid. Glad to see RFK Jr. is supportive of my desires!