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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago (2 children)

And this is why I am not getting cybernetics, my mental health has shit the bed enough already

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago (6 children)

But think of the orgasm button. I know that can't end well, but what a way to go.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I thought the orgasm button was in my butt?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Maybe it moved? Best to check, just in case

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Yes, but what about second orgasm button?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Not sure, mine's in my weiner I think?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Lmao I'm asexual and hate my libido, totally get where you're going with this but you're accidentally not helping (and it's not your fault, you tried, sorry mate)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well, shit, that part of the sales pitch usually snags 'em.

What about a button to turn OFF...no, that's not much help either...

Fine, you can have your damned exemption.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Appreciate it :>

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Some people would treat that thing like cookie clicker.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I'd be shooting dust within an hour.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

They'll find a way to charge for the orgasm button. At minimum it will be a monthly subscription.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Damn, they found a way to monetize the clitoris?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ghost in the Shell has convinced me that even if they become available in my lifetime, it's probably best to stay away.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)