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[–] [email protected] 61 points 3 months ago (3 children)

a junior dev asked me one time about our dev test environments. I chuckled before starting to look him dead in the eyes for 50 seconds straight without saying a single word, but my lips quivering. he had audible gasps as if to speak, but was ultimately speechless the entire time. he understood though. I could tell from the 1ml tear that formed only on his left eye. he pushed. prod crashed. we stayed late on a friday. management ordered pizza. I'm lonely and I love pizza. was all part of the plan.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago

Username checks out.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

no. it's my personal experience.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Do you want it to be a copypasta?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

it has been released to the ether

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You can put chicken, on pizza.

(That comma has no business being there, but it doesn't read right without it.)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Chickens love pizza too