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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Is it just a meme or is it true that there are customers out there in the US that try to get a worker fired because they didn't like what he said?

Dude! I mean that poor guy is just trying to survive. No need to make it harder by being a dick.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I've seen it a few times as another customer who has to wait for the Karen to stfu and leave so everyone else in line can go on about their day. Though, most of them have been men. What're we calling male Karens?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

What’re we calling male Karens?

Trump!
Sorry it was such a good set up I had to write that. :D

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

This is why many people have suggested that some years of retail service should be necessary for everyone, like military service is in some countries.

edit: To teach them empathy in future encounters with retail employees, in case my meaning wasn't clear.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I once had a customer call my manager because I tossed her cigarettes to the counter while ringing them up. She laughed, gas station managers don't give a fuck about your stupid bs